This is like something ripped from one of my favourite episodes of 30 Rock, except, oh wait, this is meant to be a genuine news report. Tina Fey must be doubled up in laughter right now!
And I quote Jenna Maroney:
Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It’s time for a change, America. That’s why I’m voting for Osama in 2008.